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I was so punk rock when I was 17.

I was so punk rock when I was 17.

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Basically.

I want to lay in bed listening to punk rock and eating waffles.

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So basically I can’t be trusted with shins because I bang them on everything and then they bleed and have lumps on them.

So basically I can’t be trusted with shins because I bang them on everything and then they bleed and have lumps on them.

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90% of my work day…

Is trying to find common ground with customers so that I don’t have to make small talk.

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More Zombie talk.

More Zombie talk.

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Because no one can beat me at Zombie Contingency Plans.

Because no one can beat me at Zombie Contingency Plans.

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Religious extremism kills.

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I’ve cracked it!

endverse-angel:

ISTJ: Slytherclaw
ISFJ:Slytherpuff
INFJ:Ravin
INTJ: Slytherin
ISTP: Huffleclaw
ISFP: wizard-vergent (mix of the four)
INFP: Ravenpuff
INTP: Ravenclaw
ESTP: Ravendor
ESFP: Hufflepuff
ENFP: Hufflin
ENTP: Gryffindor
ESTJ: again, wizard-vergent
ESFJ: Gryffinpuff
ENFJ: Gryffinclaw
ENTJ: Gryffin

INTJ.

Like it wasn’t enough that every quiz ever has called me a Slytherin. ;-;

(Source: human-with-human-powers, via mugglebornheadcanons)

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futurefantasticisdead:

that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

(Source: futurefantastic, via city-swimmer)