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cj-sewers:

It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.

They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.


You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.

(Source: sailorp00n, via everythingwasshiny)

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everythingwasshiny:

Apparently saying “Hail seitan!” loudly in public is inappropriate.

I still feel like this is relevant.

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Today has been…

The day of “How’d you get Elijah Wood to take that silly picture with you?!”


The answer is kind of disappointing: I asked nicely after talking to him for about an hour. That’s how I got Elijah Wood to take that silly picture with me.


If it makes any of the dudes on OkCupid who asked for my secret feel better, I subsequently ruined it by mentioning the Faculty was my favorite movie in Highschool.

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

This is the most important thing.

(via suburbanerrorist)

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simplypotterheads:

But okay listen: 7 years ago today, MILLIONS. LITERALLY MILLIONS. of Potterheads from all over the world were sitting with their brand-new copies of the Deathly Hallows and taking their final journey with Harry. It’s amazing when you think of the sheer scope of it-that many people in a sense united by this one book, riding the same emotional roller coaster simultaneously. 

Wow.

(via i-am-the-last-timelord)

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"Oh my God, what if you wake up some day, and you’re 65, or 75, and you never got your memoir or novel written; or you didn’t go swimming in warm pools and oceans all those years because your thighs were jiggly and you had a nice big comfortable tummy; or you were just so strung out on perfectionism and people-pleasing that you forgot to have a big juicy creative life, of imagination and radical silliness and staring off into space like when you were a kid? It’s going to break your heart. Don’t let this happen."

— Anne Lamott (via jerfreyy)

(via ghostwhirled)

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You know you have reached optimum nerd when…

hope-is-your-enemy:

everythingwasshiny:

hope-is-your-enemy:

everythingwasshiny:

hope-is-your-enemy:

suburbanerrorist:

everythingwasshiny:

You say “If I’m going to take a class for fun it might as well be neuroscience or genetics.”

And I was thinking creative writing or history.

Nah what the other guy said is literally what I’m doing lol

Wait who’s the other guy I’m confused.

Or girl… I meant you

That’s me! I’m taking the Addicted Brain and useful genetics! :)

Yaaaaas! I’m taking Neurology :)

I can’t help it I am addicted to free science.

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You know you have reached optimum nerd when…

hope-is-your-enemy:

everythingwasshiny:

hope-is-your-enemy:

suburbanerrorist:

everythingwasshiny:

You say “If I’m going to take a class for fun it might as well be neuroscience or genetics.”

And I was thinking creative writing or history.

Nah what the other guy said is literally what I’m doing lol

Wait who’s the other guy I’m confused.

Or girl… I meant you

That’s me! I’m taking the Addicted Brain and useful genetics! :)

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You know you have reached optimum nerd when…

suburbanerrorist:

everythingwasshiny:

hope-is-your-enemy:

suburbanerrorist:

everythingwasshiny:

You say “If I’m going to take a class for fun it might as well be neuroscience or genetics.”

And I was thinking creative writing or history.

Nah what the other guy said is literally what I’m doing lol

Wait who’s the other guy I’m confused.

I thought she was referring to you.

Woooo!